Yesterday I made some body wash. This is a project I've wanted to do for some time but I've had some epic fails in the past. With a little bit of research I found it's all in the soap you start out with.
You gotta use Dove. Not Irish Spring, not Dial, not Yardley....Dove. No I don't have any product endorsements in this blog (yet) but I'm telling you for this recipe you want Dove.
For this recipe you will need:
Dove Soap (2 4 oz. bars)
Yup. That's it...... two ingredients. Not even. Let's be real, here. Water shouldn't really even count.
One and a half....
Snnnnniiiiiifffffffff! Ahhh, smell that fresh soapy smell. It's awesome!
You COULD use any of the Dove soaps you wanted. The Pinky stuff, the Man-smell stuff. Whatever. It just needs to be -say it with me- Dove soap.
Here's the hardest part- Grate the two bars of soap.
As fine as you can, as much of it as you can.
You want this puppy to melt up fast so no big chunks-o-soap.
Put 4 cups of water and your two grated bars of soap in a BIG pot and put it on Med-Hi heat.
Like last week, you don't want this to boil over so stay in the kitchen and stir it up every so often until all your soapy chunks are gone and you have a big pot of clean smelling white stuff.
Once it's boiled down transfer the soap liquid to a bowl. I used my kitchenaid mixer bowl but if you don't have one, any ol' bowl will do.
And let it sit. For a long time. A couple of hours, until the liquid cools down and thickens a bit.
I waited until the metal bowl was warm enough for me to touch it with both hands.
Hand wash the pot you used to boil down the soap stuff. Or you'll have four inches of bubbles in your dishwasher and an overflow of bubble water all over your kitchen floor.
Bonus: I have clean kitchen floors now.
Mix the soap in your kitchenaid or with a handheld mixer for a few minutes. Nothing magical about it. Just enough for the cool stuff on the top and sides mixes with the
molten hot stuff in the middle.
Funnel into bottles. I used condiment bottles I found at the grocery store for $1.50 each.
That's it. Really.... Body wash for a couple bucks.
Now, although I made it yesterday I didn't USE it until today.
Do I like it? I LOVE IT!
It smells happy, it's thick,it cost me about $1.75 to make and I don't have to hide it from my family like I usually do! I can make more for next to nothing.
This was out of the bottle yesterday afternoon. A little runny. A little "meh".
I mean, it smelled good... but meh.
24 hours later.... look at that high quality body wash!
That ain't no Suave body wash!
It's DOVE Body Wash!!!
Extra bonus win: Your kitchen will smell nice and soapy clean for at least 24 hours..... I'll let you know when it fades!